iseemorons

A Fry’s Electronics executive was recently accused of embezzling $65 million dollars from his company.  He evidently needed to pay off his Vegas gambling debts amounting to more the $120 million dollars.  The real problem here is not the fact that this guy dicked his employer but that he’s such a complete F-up of a gambler that he lost $120 million dollars.  Walking through the Venetian I once witnessed a tacky Versace-silk-shirt-thinking-he-looked-good-but-barely-pulling-off-slimy wearing rube that had a roulette table covered with black chips.   For those Mormons out there, those are $100 dollar chips and roulette is French for taking it in the ass.  Who knows, this just could have been our Fry’s sucker-bet-making dolt making the Venetian’s next mortgage payment.

For those of you unfamiliar the iPhone has an app store that developers can use to sell or give away their applications.  One such app appeared recently and is does nothing but reaffirm the feminist mantra that men are pigs.   The name of the app is iAmMan and it tracks the menstrual cycle of several women and is used to “help you with your private life planning”.  In other words when armed with this thing you can plan which wet-hole you want to bang on any given night so if your steady is on the rag your primal Neanderthal needs won’t go unfulfilled.  Luckily different passwords can be set for each girl so if your ignorant squeeze asks to see it she won’t see any of the other bimhos are being tracked.  So I guess if you are a complete douche bag this is your app.