iseemorons

 It’s been a long time since I’ve had a dog as a pet so maybe I’m forgetting but do you go deaf once you bring Rover home?  As your neighbor I should not have to listen to your mutt unless you are tied to a chair in your underwear with a gun to your head.  Your yelping fleabag is annoying the hell out of all your neighbors yet you stay cooped up inside flipping all of us the virtual finger not giving one rat’s ass about the incessant barking.  Seriously, shut the damn dog up. 

A habitually barking dog is a dog that’s not getting something it needs from its owner.  So, you, as the owner, suck.  Yeah, I said owner PETA, get over it.  If you let your dog bark endlessly you are a crappy and inconsiderate neighbor and no one likes you.  Don’t let that stop you from calling the cops when one of your neighbors has a party that goes on past 9:00 pm though.  If there is any justice in the world you will someday move in next to Fat Vinnie and your infuriating dog will commit suicide by hanging itself from a tree in your back yard. 

When something like the unfortunate hanging, a bullet in the head or an anti-freeze highball does put an end to your little monster’s howling you will whine and pout and act like Christmas got cancelled all the while not understanding why the responsible party didn’t show some patience.  Maybe you’re a little retarded and just didn’t get it when your neighbors repeatedly knocked on your door, left notes, reported you or yelled over the fence.  If you just don’t understand how incredibly annoying the barking is to other people, let me be the one to tell you.  It’s totally and utterly friggingly annoying!