poked, but not in a good way
Stephen Chang, a patron of the Hot Lap Dance Club in Manhattan has filed a lawsuit claiming he was injured when the dancer giving him a lap dance made a stripper move and smacked him in the face with the heel of her shoe. According to the lawsuit, as the dancer swung around the heel of her shoe hit him in the eye, causing Chang "to sustain serious injuries."
Just imagine the conversation between Chang and his wife when he got home; “Hey honey, the guys made me go to this strip joint and then bought me a lap dance. It would have been rude to refuse so I was just sitting there not really enjoying it when the skanky chick made this totally unnecessary move and stabbed me in the eye with her completely over the top 4 inch stiletto.”
I would be willing to bet the conversation with his buddies when a different direction; “Hey, dude. I met this stripper last night and she really liked me, she said that I was different from all the other guys who come in. While she was getting me off by grinding herself against my crotch she made this sexy move and her totally hot 9 inch stiletto grazed my eye. Even though I got injured worse from the bling on her panties when they hit me in the head my wife is making me sue over the shoe thing. I saw it coming and tried to dodge but since I was sportin’ a raging boner I couldn’t move in time”.
Manhattan authorities are now requiring all strippers to wear fluorescent orange g-strings with yellow reflective stripes and caution tape as titty tassels.