they're creepy and they're kooky.....
As we all know there are some real nutty organizations in this world. Wherever there is denial, a need to avoid taking personal responsibility or the necessity to surround oneself with fellow nut-jobs there is an organization out there to commiserate with. In the crazy organization hierarchy, PETA is certainly pushing the top of the list and now their board of loons is at it again. Although this story has circulating for a couple of weeks for those of you that haven’t heard, PETA is now urging Ben and Jerry’s to replace cow’s milk with human breast milk in their ice cream. Yep, you read that right. It’s almost incomprehensible to understand where they come up with this crap. You really do have to admire PETA’s ability to top one bizarre idea with an even more bizarre idea. It’s really quite phenomenal.
PETA says “cows only produce milk during and after pregnancy, so to be able to constantly milk them, cows are forcefully impregnated every nine months”. Well, last I heard it works the same for human women. I guess PETA would have the dairy farmers of the nation convert their cow milking machines into human milking machines so the soccer mom’s of the world could all line up for their daily squeeze. Voila, problem solved. Cows would be skipping through the pastures of America with ear-to-ear bovine smiles wearing “PETA Rules!” t-shirts while the breasts of human women are dragging on the ground like two flaccid fire hoses just to keep ice cream lovers supplied with Cherry Garcia.
It’s uncertain on what plane of un-reality PETA exists and maybe in Bizarro World they are a wonderful mainstream organization of well intentioned, sane people. In the real world, not so much. Maybe we could all get together and discuss it over a nice glass of chocolate milk and a Double Whopper with Cheese.