iseemorons

Okay, here’s the scenario; you are on the freeway driving home from a crappy day at work.  Suddenly traffic starts to slow and you see those vile orange signs that can mean only one thing.  Road construction!  The signs dictate cars merge left because the right 3 lanes are closed ahead. So you, like the majority of your fellow drivers start to merge and shortly you’re all sitting in the left lane even though there is still space in that final right one. 

What happens next?  Well, without fail some imbecile will come rushing down the right lane as though it were set aside just for them.   Did this retard miss the signs?  Did they ignore the signs and figured they were so unbelievably special that they didn’t apply to them? Or are they such complete assholes that they decided to give everyone else the virtual finger, precede to the very end of the closed lane and then expect someone to let them in?

There is a lot of senseless hostility in the world which is almost impossible to comprehend.  Times like this though, it’s hard to completely dismiss road rage as one bit of violence as completely useless.  Admit it, we have all had times where would have had an extremely hard time not shooting someone if I had had a gun in our car.  Wouldn’t it be great if the little trick of positioning someone at a distance between your index finger and thumb and crushing them like the bug they appear to be really worked?    No matter how hard I try I have never had any success with that so if there is any justice, a special place in driver’s hell is reserved for these arrogant, self important people.  At very least wouldn’t it be great if some bald dude with tats and a wife beater pulled one of these buttholes out of their car and beat the crap out to them?  It would sure make me feel better…..

 

Thanks CC.