iseemorons

Here I am, waiting in line at the grocery store to buy my single item and there you are with your $200 worth of groceries taking 10-15 minutes to check out.  Once the checker is 100% done you then decide to open your designer knock off purse, whip out your checkbook and start writing the check.  No, really, my favorite place in the world to be is stuck in the grocery store line.  Take your time.  I completely understand why you didn’t even consider getting that stupid thing filled out before your order was completely processed.  Don’t worry for a second about all the other people you are holding up in line.  No worries, we’ll wait.  It’s all about you.

Also, what the hell are you doing writing a check???    Ever heard of an ATM card?  The days of Hydrox cookies and Borax are gone.  This is 2008, get with the program.  You morons that don’t know how to use the ATM card machine are possibly even worse.    It won’t eat your hand if you touch it so pay attention and follow the prompts.  The thing really isn’t that tough to operate. 

I’m so happy for you that you found an audience in the checker that will listen to you blather on about your kid getting student at the month at Butthead middle school but since you didn’t let go ahead of you with my single frozen pizza (and I know you saw me out the corner of your eye) while you are stock piling for Armageddon my patience is gone.  So, get the hell out of the way!