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If you planned on venturing out to just about any store this past weekend you really had to prep yourself with a peaceful easy feeling.  I guess a lot of people forgot their Eagles CD’s because there were some flaring tempers out there.  I saw more than a few curbs get skid marked from Mr. Macho in his penis extender.  I guess that little smokie can only take so much blood sending the rest to a hot head. 

Gas prices going back down has once again wreaked havoc and realized the dogs of war.  Suburbans, Hummers (and not the good kind) and house sized trucks abound.  “I can park my MPE (macho penis extender) in five tries, Bill”.  “I can do it four”.  Well, if any of you can, I missed it.  Taking 20 minutes to park is a far cry better than those butthoes begging to get their car keyed by taking up two spots though.   

Walking in the malls was no better.  I realize that the Hispanic personal space meter isn’t calibrated the same as ours but would it kill you to least nod an apology when you cut me off compelling me stop so quick it’s like hitting a Marcel Marceau wall?  Also, I know you Hispanic ladies love to shoe horn that big size 12 badonkadonk ass into those skinny-minny jeans but you do you know there are sizes higher than an 8, right?  Also, I’m no Mr. Blackwell but I’m pretty sure mid-drift showing shirts are kinda two years ago and probably should be in the rag-bag.  Regardless of the fashion now-ness, if you have a jumbo muffin top, a cesarean scar flubber overhang or stretch mark pin striping there were never really “in”.