girls, drugs and a halo
A guy had his BMW stolen recently with his cell phone in it. The victim, obviously generating a bit more brain power then the thieves, decided on a plan. He texted his stolen phone as one of his buddies saying: “I’ve got a bunch of hot chicks....we’ve got some drugs too”. The thieves, whose brain in the head of the dongs is larger and more persuasive then the one in their heads, responded with their address. The thieving blockheads got a visit from the police – and not the sexy kind who take off their clothes - and were caught with a stolen cell phone and BMW. Crook or not, it’s staggering how simple some people are and it’s a wonder that they can generate enough brainpower to move their legs.
If case you haven’t heard the story, a 17 year old kid came up behind his parents who were sitting on the couch and asked them to close their eyes because he had a surprise for them. SURPRISE! He shoots his father in the head and his mother several times, killing her. Abused kid? No, no, no, his motivation was something far more serious; he got his Halo video game taken away.
If looks are any indication this guy is obviously a mental midget but being ugly isn’t a motivation for killing your folks and all other indications from the family say this was a loving, normal kid. The dad, who lived, and the rest of the family are saying that they have forgiven him and want him to come home because they cannot heal until they’re all together. Forgive? Heal? Don’t know how much of either I’d have. Sorry family, this kid’s ticket has been validated and he has a reserved seat on the express train to hell. What happens if he does come home and his Dad takes his Wii away? There will be a village idiot rampaging through the neighborhood raping dogs and kicking small children, that’s what.