This website is dedicated to outing all the village idiots, perpetual morons and generally stupid people that are systematically stamping out our faith in humanity.

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“My brother, 36, always ruins family gatherings at Christmas. Last year, Mom invited him round for dinner, like we always do, and he was opening his presents. He was saying: “What the f*** am I going to do with this present? And I didn’t want a f***ing (insert present here).”  Mom had a surprise present for him (it was a very expensive camera and printer). He opened it and found that there was a component missing. He started screaming at my mom and made her cry.  She ran upstairs and he followed her, shouting.”  This was submitted to some bleeding heart what-am-I-to-do website.  What should you do?  Before or after you kick your brother in the nut-sack?  Don’t invite the pecker-wood back, ever.  Or at very least until he matures to the level of a 10 year old.  This whole “he’s family” crap is crap.  If you got an asshole in the family unwilling to change, delete them from you phone.  Done.

Heath Blom got a Wii for Christmas from his grandparents.  Great gift, huh?  Even if you didn’t think you’d play a Wii, hell you could always return the thing.  Well, not Heath.  He wanted a remote controlled plane, not a Wii, so since asshole must run in his family he pitched a hissy fit and acted like the little stinkhole he is to a very generous granny and gramps.  10 year old little bastard!  No, wait, he’s 26!  As in years old.  This butt-munch was called out by his girlfriend so keeping with his mature handling of the situation he pulled her down the stairs by her hair.   Evidently the girlfriend did get in a couple punches (you go, girl) so they were both hauled off to the poky.  Merry Frickin’ Christmas.