hooked on butt phonics
Hey, mom. Wonder why your tween girl is riding the hobby horse at a time she should still be playing dress up? Do you think it may have something to do with the fact that let her wear sleazy clothes that scream she’s primed for action? If you ever bought your kid anything after hearing “But, mom all the other girls wear these”, you need to be slapped. Hard. Twice.
Evidently some pants just aren’t low enough so the waistband has got to be rolled down leaving less and less to the imagination. A hearty sneeze and it’s beavers on parade. I mean, if everyone can’t see the top of your who-ha what the hell good are these things anyway? Also, while we’re down there, if we can’t see more thong than is hidden you just aren’t trying.
Then, of course there is the writing on the butt? Wonder what lustful teenage boys sporting wood six hours a day are thinking when they read this butt smut? I’m sure it’s nothing but wholesome purely grammatical thoughts. Even though you are providing the obvious late night public service to these hounds the rest of us don’t really want to know that your couture is juicy or that your gear is pink. Thanks though.