the big brains on the loose

Why get your air conditioning fixed when you can do it yourself for twice the money? Also, check out the Lego tail light.

So what was your first clue, all the people acting like they were on a sidewalk or the bumpyness?

Safety first: always turn the baby stroller sideways so it won’t roll as you stop and go.

I just can’t imagine why Delta is in financial trouble?

What, was Wal-Mart out of white plastic chairs?

Yep, sorry to say it but yep, it’s a woman.

No, I’m not going to wait, bitch.

That’s okay, I really didn’t like my $200,000 Ferrari anyway.

If it runs fast on gas just imagine what happens when she gives it wings.

Surprise this, Fat Duck.

I ain’t paying no Midas for summen I can do for free.

Seriously, dude, it’s all the cool kids in Alabama have one just like it.